Dorthy Parker

Three be the things I shall never attain: envy, content, and sufficient champagne.

Blaise Pascal

All the troubles of man come from his not knowing how to sit still.

If everyone could spend more quiet time with a ferret, the world would be a better place.

The Universe is like a safe to which there is a combination, but the combination is locked up in the safe.

The pleasure we derive from doing favors is partly in the feeling it gives us that we are not altogether worthless. It is a pleasant surprise to ourselves.

To live anywhere in the world today and be against equality because of race or color is like living in Alaska and being against snow.

Once you make a decision, the Universe conspires to make it happen.

Groucho Marx

Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money.

H. L. Mencken

Injustice is relatively easy to bear; what stings is justice.

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