Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
Money is like a sixth sense without which you cannot make a complete use of the other five.
Having is not so pleasing a thing, after all, as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true.
Most people would succeed in small things, if they were not troubled with great ambitions.
Count on Americans to do the right thing, after they've tried everything else.
Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, until you realize it was your money to start with.
A man who does not lose his reason over certain things has none to lose.
Happiness is beneficial for the body, but it is grief that develops the powers of the mind.
Marriage must constantly fight against a monster which devours everything: Routine
Inoculatte: To take coffee intraveneously when you are running late.