Only a divinity could determine which is funnier: man's dream of woman, or woman as she is.
The great snare in human thought is unconditional acceptance of irrational assumptions.
True life is lived when tiny changes occur.
My wife was afraid of the dark, saw me naked, and now she's afraid of the light.
Monogamy is impossible among interesting people.
Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion.
Artillery lends dignity to what otherwise would be a vulgar brawl.
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black-box stuff?
Smoking is the IQ test of the 21st century.
The urge to save humanity is almost always only a false front for those who want to rule it.