Forget about smacking children; when are we going to start hitting child psychologists?

I have always considered my face a convenience rather than an ornament.

There is no greater bane to friendship than adulation, fawning and flattery.

He looked as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel cake.

Marriage, if one will face the truth, is an evil, but a necessary one.

Charles Bronson

I guess I look like a rock quarry that has been dynamited.

My face looks like a wedding cake that has been left out in the rain.

Al Boliska

Air travel is hours of boredom interrupted by moments of stark terror.

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant.


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