He had a face like a collapsed lung.
If you want to know how old a woman is, ask her sister-in-law.
Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties.
I prefer old age to the alternative.
No one gets rich quickly if he is honest.
It's easy to be brave from a safe distance.
Experience is a good teacher, but her fees are very high.
Hell hath no fury like a wallflower with a sociology degree.
There is no great genius without some touch of madness.
I'm ageing about as well as a beach-party movie.