Foods that are said to do one good generally taste of sawdust and burnt rubber.

All women become like their mothers; that is their tragedy. No man ever does; that is his.

You see an awful lot of guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.

Lord Dunsany

Humanity is like people packed in an automobile which is traveling downhill without lights at a terrific speed and driven by a small four-year-old child. The signposts along the way are all marked 'Progress'.

Diana Jordan

Men are like car alarms. They both make a lot of noise no one listens to.

A man being rich is like a girl being pretty. You might not marry her just because she's pretty, but goodness, doesn't it help?

Francois Sagan

I feel sorry for men; they have more problems than women. In the first place, they have to compete with women as well as with each other.

If we take matrimony at its lowest, we regard it as no more than a sort of friendship recognized by the police.


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