Kids are like husbands. They're fine as long as they're someone else's.

Juanita Kreps

I'd like to get to the point where I can be just as mediocre as a man.

Venus, a beautiful good-natured lady, was the goddess of love; Juno, a terrible shrew, was the goddess of marriage -- and they were always mortal enemies.

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec

Marriage is a dull meal with the desert at the beginning.

Marriage is like a cage. One sees the birds outside desperately trying to get in, and those inside equally desperate to get out.

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to assure the continuation of the species.

The greatest sacrifice in married life is the sacrifice of the adventureous attitute towards life.


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