Kids are like husbands. They're fine as long as they're someone else's.
I'd like to get to the point where I can be just as mediocre as a man.
If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry.
Advice to person's about to marry: Don't
Venus, a beautiful good-natured lady, was the goddess of love; Juno, a terrible shrew, was the goddess of marriage -- and they were always mortal enemies.
Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
Marriage is a dull meal with the desert at the beginning.
Marriage is like a cage. One sees the birds outside desperately trying to get in, and those inside equally desperate to get out.
Love is only a dirty trick played on us to assure the continuation of the species.
The greatest sacrifice in married life is the sacrifice of the adventureous attitute towards life.