When women go wrong, men go right after them.
Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
All intellectual improvement arises from leisure.
Truth is not a diet but a condiment.
All charming people have something to conceal.
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
I can make this light before it changes.
These are the good kind of mushrooms.
I'll hold it and you light the fuse.
I'll get a world's record for this.