George Carlin

If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?

George Carlin

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called 'rush hour'?

George Carlin

If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?

George Carlin

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

George Carlin

If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

George Carlin

If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?

George Carlin

Do people in Australia call the rest of the world 'up over'?

George Carlin

If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?

George Carlin

Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

George Carlin

If cats and dogs didn't have fur would we still pet them?

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