Marriage is 'give 80 and take 20' on both sides.
Man who sit on tack better off.
Dentopedology is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it. I've been practicing it for years.
The devotion of the greatest is to encounter risk and danger and play dice with death.
Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
If you let your head get too big, it'll break your neck.
Chic is nothing. But it is the right nothing.
Life is easier to take then you'd think; all that is necessary is to accept the impossible, do without the indispensable, and bear the intolerable.
In Hollywood, all marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterward that causes the problems.
The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his cell.