You better live every day like it's your last day, because one day you're going to be right.
Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy.
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
The face of 'evil' is always the face of total need.
Nothing is more hateful to wisdom than excessive cleverness.
At age 50, every man has the face he deserves.
Good taste is the worst vice ever invented.
Diversion is the only thing that consoles us in our wretchedness, and yet diversion is itself the greatest of our miseries. For it is diversion above all that keeps us from seriously taking stock of ourselves and so leads us imperceptibly to perdition.
The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference. The opposite of art is not ugliness, it's indifference. The opposite of faith is not heresy, it's indifference. And the opposite of life is not death, it's indifference.
Sometimes, when they say you're ahead of your time, it's just a polite way of saying that you have a real bad sense of timing.