George Carlin

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

Boys should abstain from all use of wine until after their 18th year, for it is wrong to add fire to fire.

You make a living by what you get, but you make a life by what you give.

You have the right to free speech -- except, of course, if you're dumb enough to actually try it.

Eleanor Roosevelt

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water.

Brian McCall

There are a lot of people looking for love in all the wrong cyberspaces.

Bertrand Russell

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness.

People are broad-minded. They'll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater, and even a newspaperman, but if a man doesn't drive, there's something wrong with him.

I've taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

A succession of small duties always faithfully done demands no less than do heroic actions.


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