If it's too silly to be said, it can always be sung.
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
Men are only as faithful as their options.
Only the dead have seen the end of war.
Anything that consoles is fake.
The first purpose of alcohol is to make English your second language.
No medicine cures what happiness cannot.
No disguise can long hide love where it exists, or feign it where it is not.
I'm so old they canceled my blood type.
One who never asks either knows everything or nothing.