H. L. Mencken

For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.

The best beer in the world is the beer that is in front of me.

If you must hold yourself up to your children as an object lesson, hold yourself up as a warning and not as an example.

Hunter S. Thompson

The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.

It would be just like programmers to shorten 'the year 2000 problem' to 'Y2K' -- exactly the kind of thinking that created this situation in the first place.

David House

Bill Gates says no matter how much more power we can supply, he'll develop some really exciting software that will bring the machine to its knees.

C programming isn't that hard: void (*(*f[])())() defines f as an array of unspecified size, of pointers to functions that return pointers to functions that return void.

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history... with the possible exception of handguns and tequila.

Allan K. Chalmers

The grand essentials of happiness are: something to do, something to love, and something to hope for.

Erik D. Holley

A business or data continuance strategy doesn't matter until it matters. And then, it's too late.


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