Never ask a geek "why"; just nod your head and back away slowly.
We have two ears and one mouth for a reason: We would listen twice as much as we speak.
The best way to resist temptation is to yield to it.
Computer: a million morons working at the speed of light.
You can't sit on the beach and drink rum all day if you don't start in the morning.
As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way.
There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third way works.
There are only two ways to succeed. First, never tell everything you know.
I've seen enough to know how little I know, and this will be my key to success.
You shouldn't let your mind wander. It's much to small to be out on it's own.