If you can't laugh at yourself I probably don't want to know you.
The secret to invisibility is to stand where no one is looking.
If you don't know how to pluck a chicken you'll never have to.
Believe in yourself, and even the Sky is a stone's throw away.
There is no substitute for stupidity.
It is better to be called Mr.Late than to be called Late Mr.
There are two perfect men: one is dead, the other is unborn.
The moving cursor writes, and having written, blinks on.
Once you know it, it's easy!
Adversity does not build character, it reveals it.