Technology is what we consider "newfangled", but our kids take for granted.
I'm old enough to know what's wrong, but young enough to still do it.
Never assume conspiracy when stupidity is an equally available alternative.
The person I am today is a direct result of the choices I made yesterday.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Oh Benson, you're so free from the ravages of intelligence.
In a knowledge-based economy, the new coin of the realm is learning.
Patience sometimes isn't a virtue, it's a waste of time!
I never worry about tomorrow, it gets here soon enough.
A novice can often see things that the expert overlooks.