The greatest happiness you can have is knowing that you do not necessarily require happiness.

Carl Sandburg

Why is there always a secret singing when a lawyer cashes in? Why does a hearse horse snicker hauling a lawyer away?

To make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.

Arrogance and snobbism live in adjoining rooms and use a common currency.

At 60 miles an hour the loudest noise in the new Rolls-Royce comes from the electric clock.

Hyman G. Rickover

The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war.


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