The greatest happiness you can have is knowing that you do not necessarily require happiness.
Why is there always a secret singing when a lawyer cashes in? Why does a hearse horse snicker hauling a lawyer away?
To make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.
Arrogance and snobbism live in adjoining rooms and use a common currency.
We is terrific.
At 60 miles an hour the loudest noise in the new Rolls-Royce comes from the electric clock.
The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war.
It’s like ice cream that’s gone to heaven.
News is a business, but it is also a public trust.
Paul Newman has the attention span of a bolt of lightning.