A good professor is a bastard perverse enough to think what he thinks is important, not what government thinks is important.
Surely the day will come when color means nothing more than skin tone, when religion is seen uniquely as a way to speak one’s soul; when birth places have the weight of a throw of the dice and all men are born free, when understanding breeds love and brotherhood.
Saddam Hussein has survived more bombs than Kevin Costner.
Bill Clinton got $12 million for his memoirs, Hillary Clinton got $8 million for hers. That's $20 million for two people who repeatedly testified under oath that they can't remember anything.
When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
A calendar's days are numbered.