Groucho Marx

Comedy is when you slip on a banana peel; tragedy is when I slip on a banana peel.

Garrison Keillor

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.

G.W.F. Hegel

What experience and history teach is that people and governments have never learned anything from history.

Sometimes the first duty of intelligent men is the restatement of the obvious.

A nation should be just as full of conflict as it can contain.

Francois La Rochefoucauld

Explore as we may in the vast regions of self-esteem, undiscovered territories remain there still.

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked.

Every revolutionary idea evokes three stages of reaction: (1) It's completely impossible (2) It's possible but it's not worth doing (3) I said it was a good idea all along.

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