Collet Calverley

Those who can, do; those who can't, teach; and those who can do neither, administer.

John Henry Boetcker

You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong. You cannot help the wage earner by pulling down the wage payer. You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich. You cannot help men permanently by doing for them what they could and should do for themselves.

Officer, I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector isn't plugged in.

Wow officer, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

Sorry officer, I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

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