Those who can, do; those who can't, teach; and those who can do neither, administer.
You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong. You cannot help the wage earner by pulling down the wage payer. You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich. You cannot help men permanently by doing for them what they could and should do for themselves.
Gort! Klaatu... Barada... Nikto
Officer, I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
Hey officer, aren't you the guy from The Village People?
Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector isn't plugged in.
Officer, you're not going to check the trunk are you?
Wow officer, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
Sorry officer, I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
Officer, are you Andy or Barney?