Thanks, officer! The last officer only gave me a warning, too.

If your name is on the building, you're rich. If your name is on your desk, you're middle class. If your name is on your shirt, you're poor.

Actor: How can I change me to suit the script? Star: How can I change the script to suit me?

Homer J. Simpson

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'sir' without adding, ''re making a scene.'

Stop worrying about the potholes in the road and celebrate the journey!

John Leo

You can't run a society or cope with its problems if people are not held accountable for what they do.


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