A committee can make a decision that is dumber than any of its members.
I don't do mornings.
The love of truth lies at the root of much humor.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
It's almost impossible to overestimate the unimportance of most things.
We are tomorrow's past.
Discipline is remembering what you want.
If I have a good trait, it's probably relentlessness. I'm a hound dog on the prowl. I can't be shook.
You can't find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so well.
Accomplishments have no color.