Liza Mundy

I love cell phone use on trains. What do you want to do, read that report in your lap, or hear about your neighbor's worst date ever?

People are always making rules for themselves and always finding loopholes.

I always give 100% at work: 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, 5% on Friday.

We worry what a child will be tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today.

Jerry Seinfeld

Responsible? Who wants to be responsible? Whenever something bad happens, it's always, who's responsible for this?

Homer J. Simpson

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel.

Arthur Miller

A lot of good things have come out of dreaming.


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