I hope that while so many people are out smelling the flowers, someone is taking the time to plant some.
Life is a sales job.
I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.
There are too many people, and too few human beings.
I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.
Sanity is a madness put to good use.
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
If living conditions don't stop improving in this country, we're going to run out of humble beginnings for our great men.
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.