Herbert Rappaport

I hope that while so many people are out smelling the flowers, someone is taking the time to plant some.

Elaine Boosler

I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.

Joey Adams

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

If living conditions don't stop improving in this country, we're going to run out of humble beginnings for our great men.

Dave Barry

What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.

David Letterman

There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.


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