I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself.
The marvel of all history is the patience with which men and women submit to burdens unnecessarily laid upon them by their governments.
Somebody has to do something, and it's just incredibly pathetic that it has to be us.
Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.
It is the nature of all greatness not to be exact.
A great part of the information I have was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way.
Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.
A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with.
Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.