Don't sweat the petty or pet the sweaty.
Due to the current economic situation, the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off until further notice.
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
Perfection is expected; excellence will be accepted.
Gravity always wins. The best you can expect is a tie.
Profit is an opinion, but cash is a fact.
Save a cow -- eat a vegetarian.
If you haven't done it before, do not do it here.
Bill Gates is a very rich man today, and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.
Don't steal -- the government hates competition.