Work harder! Millions on welfare depend on you.
Do one-legged ducks swim in circles?
Did Adam and Eve have navels?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, then go around town without any pants?
You can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed. But can you just be whelmed?
Why do you get ON a plane, bus or train, but get IN a car?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg?