What do you call male ballerinas?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?
What's the opposite of opposite?
What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
Why doesn't a chicken egg taste like chicken?
Who first figured out that an artichoke is edible -- and how to eat it?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze those dangly things and drink whatever comes out?
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?