My main reason for adopting literature as a profession was that, as the author is never seen by his clients, he need not dress respectably.
We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master.
Literature has nothing to do with usefulness; the most useful place in any house is the toilet.
Literature is the art of writing something that will be read twice.
If you believe what you hear, you're probably eavesdropping.
Instead of listening to what is being said to them, many people are already listening to what they are going to say.
The trouble with most people is that they listen with their mouths.
The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.
A linquist is anyone who can make himself misunderstood in more than one language.
There's a line on the ocean where you lose a day when you cross it; there's a line on the highway where you can do much better.