A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.
The secret of good golf is to hit the ball hard, straight and not too often.
The main thing is that you keep the main thing the main thing.
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
Say this, repeatedly: The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick
More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
It's impossible to lick your elbow.
Pinocchio is Italian for pine eye.
Barbie's full name is Barbara Milicent Roberts.
The sentence 'The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog' uses every letter of the alphabet.