I refuse to visit any beach not personally guarded by David Hasselhoff.
For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
I was so naïve as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
401k: the amount of money I am going to invest and lose over my lifetime.
Basic Flying Rules: 1. Try to stay in the middle of the air. 2. Do not go near the edges of it. 3. The edges of the air can be recognized by the appearance of ground, buildings, sea, trees and interstellar space. It is much more difficult to fly there...
Success happens when 10,000 hours of preparation meet one moment of opportunity.
The capacity of economists to be wrong should never be underestimated.
There are two kinds of economic forecasters: those who do not know, and those who do not know they do not know.
If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing.
Nobody climbs mountains for scientific reasons. Science is used to raise money for the expeditions, but you really climb for the hell of it.