Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.
It's not hard to meet expenses... they're everywhere.
When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?
The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few...
It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
If all is not lost, where is it?
All reports are in: Life is now officially unfair.
Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...