A gentleman is a man who knows how to play the bagpipes but doesn't.
If we do what we have always done, we will get what we have always gotten.
Creativity is the power to connect the seemingly unconnected.
One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.
Nothing contributes more to a person's peace of mind than having no opinions at all.
Any event, once it has occurred, can be made to appear inevitable by a competent historian.
Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy.
Television news is like a lightning flash. It makes a loud noise, lights up everything around it, leaves everything else in darkness and then is suddenly gone.
Always strive to excel, but only on weekends.
Millions of people aren't working, but fortunately they have jobs.