We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years.
In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting 50 percent of the publicity.
A man who tries to carry a cat home by its tail will learn a lesson that can be learned in no other way.
Wisdom has been granted to us principally that we may know how to handle our pleasures.
Nothing is impossible. Some things are just less likely than others.
There is no resting place in a competitive economy
Be true to your teeth or your teeth will be false to you.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.
Public transport should be avoided with exactly the same zeal that one accords the avoidance of Herpes II.
The government is concerned about the population explosion, and the population is concerned about the government explosion.