Magic doesn't come to those who don't expect it.
Curses are like processions. They return to the place from which they came.
There is no fate that cannot be surmounted by scorn.
It is possible to fail in many ways, while to succeed is possible only in one way.
Insects do not sting out of malice but because they also want to live. Likewise our critics: they want our blood, not our pain.
If you get "scared half to death" twice, what happens?
To count all the stars in the Milky Way galaxy, at 100 per minute, requires 2,000 years.
To randomize sufficiently a deck of cards, shuffle at least seven times.
The Internet is not a truck to dump things on. It's a set of tubes.
Can bald people get a hairline fracture?