Why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
Oxymoron: free gift
Oxymoron: Criminal lawyer.
I'm not a complete idiot -- some parts are missing.
C++ should have been called B.
Oxymoron: Microsoft innovation
It may be necessary temporarily to accept a lesser evil, but one must never label a necessary evil as good.
Bad manners are the fault of the parent, not the child.
You don't grab power. You accumulate it, quietly, without anyone noticing.