I put some instant coffee in the microwave and I got time reversed.

Dorothy Parker

If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised.

Charles Mackay

Men, it has been well said, think in herds; it will be seen that they go mad in herds, while they only recover their senses slowly, and one by one.

She had a pretty gift for quotation, which is a serviceable substitute for wit.

He wrapped himself in quotations- as a beggar would enfold himself in the purple of Emperors.

Bertrand Russell

In the part of this universe that we know there is great injustice, and often the good suffer, and often the wicked prosper, and one hardly knows which of those is the more annoying.

Jon Stewart

The Internet is just a world passing around notes in the classroom.

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