You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
Why isn't phonetic spelled phonetically?
A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says them about other people.
There are people I know who won't hurt me. I call them corpses.
I'ma born-again atheist.
There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of them is that he has taken to drink.
You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or play.
Spring makes everything young again except man.
Years ago I thought old age would be dreadful, because I should not be able to do things I would want to do. Now I find there is nothing I want to do after all.
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.