Anybody remotely interesting is mad, in some way or another.
If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?
Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
The wise man doesn't give the right answers, he poses the right questions.
One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.
Murphy's Law: If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it.
Money can't buy happiness. It can, however, rent it.