If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
Never give a sucker an even break.
It may be irrational of me, but human beings are quite my favorite species.
We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
No man really becomes a fool until he stops asking questions.
The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
Let us overthrow the totems, break the taboos. Or better, let us consider them cancelled. Coldly, let us be intelligent.
The illusion that times that 'were' are better than those that 'are' has probably pervaded all ages.
When you have an efficient government, you have a dictatorship.
The pendulum of the mind alternates between sense and nonsense, not between right and wrong.