Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it.

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life. The word is love.

If you say a modern celebrity is an adulterer, a pervert, and a drug addict, all it means is that you've read his autobiography.

Kurt Vonnegut

If you really want to hurt your parents, and you don't have the nerve to be homosexual, the least you can do is go into the arts.

Amanda Lear

I hate to spread rumors, but what else can one do with them?

Charles Peguy

The honest man must be a perpetual renegade.

Ben Jonson

Very few men are wise by their own counsel, or learned by their own teaching. For he that was only taught by himself had a fool as his master.

Andy Warhol

Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up, and they're always tax-deductible.

Dorthy Parker

Wit has truth in it. Wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.


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