The consumer's side of the coffin lid is never ostentatious.
American women expect to find in their husbands a perfection that English women only hope to find in their butlers.
Nobody ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have while trying to write one.
Kissing is a means of getting two people so close together that they can't see anything wrong with each other.
This country has been strip-mined by rich and powerful interests. If you dont like what they're doing, don't just sit there. Vote them out.
I do not believe in God. I believe in cashmere.
All American cars are basically Chevrolets.
Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs.
Most people enjoy the inferiority of their friends.
In heaven all the interesting people are missing.