Joe Bob Briggs

Famous Writer needs woman to organize his life and spend his money. Loves to turn off Sunday football and go to the Botanical Gardens with that special someone. Will obtain plastic surgery if necessary.

Anybody who has listened to certain kinds of music, or read certain kinds of poetry, or heard certain kinds of performances on the concertina, will admit that even suicide has its brighter aspects.

Over the past ten years, for the first time, intelligence had become socially correct for girls.

If the desire to kill and the opportunity to kill always came together, who would escape hanging?

Grace Hopper

Life was simple before World War II. After that, we had systems.

Let a short Act of Parliament be passed, placing all street musicians outside the protection of the law, so that any citizen may assail them with stones, sticks, knives, pistols, or bombs without incurring any penalties.

Writers aren't exactly people...they're a whole lot of people trying to be one person.


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