I once had a sparrow alight upon my shoulder for a moment, while I was hoeing in a village garden, and I felt that I was more distinguished by that circumstance that I should have been by any epaulet I could have worn.
Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.
Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day.
No one travelling on a business trip would be missed if he failed to arrive.
A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.
The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.
A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time.
There is no security on this earth, there is only opportunity.
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
The universal brotherhood of man is our most precious possession.