Great necessities call out great virtues.
People seldom live up to their baby pictures.
Power does not corrupt men. Fools, however, if they get into a position of power, corrupt power.
Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy.
The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any.
Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is.
It is not enough to do good; one must do it in the right way.
A gaffe is when a politician tells the truth.
To know another language is to have a second soul.
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.