There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs and people who don't work here anymore.
You pretend to work, and we'll pretend to pay you.
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
Aim low; avoid disappointment.
Hang in there! Retirement is only 30 years away.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
If at first you don't succeed, delegate!
Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.
All toys are educational. The question is, what are they teaching?
Plagiarism saves time.