You know you have achieved perfection in design, not when you have nothing to add, but when you have nothing more to take away.
A distributed system is a system in which I can't get my work done because a computer has failed that I've never even heard of.
The only disability in life is a bad attitude.
It is better to be suspected a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
It isn't what you know, or who you know. It's what you know about who you know.
There's a black hole in the Universe somewhere filled with millions of lost socks.
All things are difficult before they are easy.
Invoice early, invoice often.
When the winds of change blow, some seek shelter, and some build windmills.
Enjoy life; this ain't a rehearsal!