Adolescence: the period when children are certain they will never be as stupid as their parents.
After things have gone from bad to worse, the cycle will repeat.
A little greed can get you lots of stuff.
Golf scores are directly proportional to the number of witnesses.
Don't hate yourself in the morning; sleep 'till Noon.
A man's house is his hassle.
Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye.
A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
A bird in the hand is the best way to eat chicken.
The Earth is like a grain of sand, only bigger.