The Two Rules of Success:1. Don't tell everything you know.
The bigger they are, the harder they hit.
Cloning is the sincerest form of flattery.
It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value.
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
Life is unsure, so always eat your dessert first.
Fool-proof implies a finite number of fools.
Three can keep a secret, if two are dead.
All that glitters has a high refractive index.
What goes around usually gets dizzy and falls over.